do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize