doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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