belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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