My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
