You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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