It was confusing and full of hummus
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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