Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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