Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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