She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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