11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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