She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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