Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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