Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
