Plan B is the new Plan A
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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