There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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