im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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