she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Enjoy the penises
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You are a genius and a whore.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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