It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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