on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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