You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize