I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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