she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Boobs are out for the taking
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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