My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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