You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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