Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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