My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize