Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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