Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Randomize
