You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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