fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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