Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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