awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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