Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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