zippers are such a cool invention
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Dick very happy bro
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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