before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
don't judge my taste in strippers
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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