do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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