i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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