hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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