porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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