Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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