bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize
