dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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