just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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