I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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