You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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