she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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