I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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