Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
COCAINE IS GR8
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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