I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Pooping to opera.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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