But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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