David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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