quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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