I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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