you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
