this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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