I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i barfeds in our rink
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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