the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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