I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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